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182 Hilarious Jokes!

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Reviewed by Steven on 2006-02-02
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BIGGEST LOAD OF OLD CRAP JOKES EVER ASSEMBLED!!!
WHAT A WASTE OF MONEY, IT MUST HAVE TOOK 10 MINUTES TO MAKE!!

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Title: 182 Hilarious Jokes!
Author: D. Thompson
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This newly released e-Book contains 182 hilarious jokes. The Jokes are split into four different catagories; One liners, Longer Jokes, Rude Jokes and Blonde Jokes.
These jokes have been collected over a number of years especially for this ebook, each joke has been hand picked for this ebook, you wont find any bad jokes here!

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ONE LINERS

A brain went into a pub and said, "Can I have a pint of lager please?" "No way" says the barman "you are already out of your head".

Why don't cats like shaving? Because 9 out of 10 prefer Whiskas.

LONGER JOKES

Hopelessly lost, a businessman approaches a local in a village. 'What's the quickest way to York?' he asks. The local scratches his head. 'Are you walking or driving?' 'I'm driving' the man replies. 'Hmmm' ponders the local. 'I'd say that's definitely the quickest way'.

BLONDE JOKES
(apologies to any blondes reading!)

A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"
She says, "No, I'm really a blonde".
"I thought so," he says. "You have a broken

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101 dirty dumb blonde jokes

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Title: 101 dirty dumb blonde jokes
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Warning! Adults Only!

1. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: A Rooster says in the Morning - "Cockll-doodlle-doooooo", while
a blonde shouts, "Any-cock'll-doooo."


2. Q: What is the best secretary in the world to have?
A: The one that never misses a period.


3. Q: What do blondes say after sex?
A: "Thanks, guys!".


4. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and The Titanic?
A: They know how many men went down on The Titanic.


5. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Atlantic
Coast?
A: There's fewer crabs in the Atlantic.



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The Power of Laughter

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Title: The Power of Laughter
Author: John Williams
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How to be Happier, Healthier and Have More Fun!
Laughter IS The Best Medicine!

Picture this. You're standing around the water cooler at the office, sharing comments about last nights favorite sitcom. Here comes "Joe the Jerk," the buffoon of the office staff.

He butts in with, "have you heard the latest about the farmers daughter?" He launches into his latest off color joke completing ignoring the gender or makeup of his audience.

When he finally finishes, an uncomfortable silence falls across the group. Moments later one or two people may offer a half hearted chuckle and the group breaks up heading back to their workplace amid an uncomfortable atmosphere.

Unfortunately this, or something similar, happens every day around the globe.

There's no doubt about it, laughter truly is the best medicine. You probably have your own personal "library" of jokes that you roll out when the occasion arises.

However, have you ever given any thought to "joke etiquette?" Probably not, because until now there hasn't been any guidelines written on the subject.

That's no longer the case. "The Power Of Laughter" brings you a long list of wonderfully laughable jokes. . .however. . .it doesn't stop there.

Not just another overdone "joke ebook,"The Power Of Laughter" explores the anatomy of a joke from introduction straight through to delivery.

He discusses the right and wrong way to tell a joke and teaches you how to determine the "appropriateness" and timing of your joke.

He also explores:

  • Laughing at your own joke
  • How to keep it simple
  • Risque jokes - yes or no
  • Wrong joke or wrong audience
  • Insults and put-downs
  • Timing
  • How to be a good audience
  • How to steal from the best
  • Your biggest asset

John Williams does not promise that you'll be the next star on the professional comedy circuit, but he does teach you how to add humor and life to your social and business encounters.

Whether you are already a good storyteller or someone who would like to discover how to develop and deliver a repertoire, there is something for everyone in "The Power Of Laughter."

Grab your copy today and be the life of the party tomorrow!

About The Author

John Williams

John Williams is a professional magician with his own online magic shop http://www.ezymagic.com/

John conducts workshops and presentations on varied subjects, including "Simple Steps to Successful Speaking".

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Standup Comedy

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Title: Standup Comedy
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Has Anyone Ever Told You That You Could Be A Stand-Up Comedian?


Dear Friend,

Well, here's your chance to try it out for size. Just think, you are making jokes and everyone is laughing. As you were growing up, you kept your friends, family and classmates in stitches. They would fall over whenever you told a joke. They couldn't get enough of them and always wanted you to keep them supplied with more.

Then it dawned on you-if you could do that with just familiar faces, what says that you couldn't do it with complete strangers? Then, an idea was born-being a stand-up comedian! You've always excelled in making people laugh. Now you were looking at bigger and better things for yourself.

With this report, Stand-up Comedy (The Secret to Becoming a Successful Comedian!), you will be able to discover the tricks of the trade. Stand-up comedy is a great way to get noticed by others. It is a different kind of comedic adventure. Stand-up comedians get a kick out of performing for a live audience.

The focus is to get their audience to laugh at their jokes and other material. There have been many famous comedians who have started out in stand-up comedy and have excelled big time with television sitcoms and movies.

In order to be a successful stand-up comedian, you have to know how to make audiences like your material so that they will enjoy your show. If you don't satisfy them, you will know

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Reviewed by Avinash Hasija on 2018-12-19
My Rate 5
I will give 5 stars to this book because by reading this book one will get answers to the following questions which are given below,
• Powerful Economic Investment Potential?
• An introduction to comic book collecting?
• Preservation tips?
• A guide on what to collect?
• Grading your comic books?


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Title: Comic Book Collection
Author: Dave Gieber
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"Who else needs a quick and easy resource for comic book collecting?"

Discover, for a small registration fee, the joys of your own collection without leaving your computer. Risk free!

Comic ebook collection, are you seriously thinking about starting one yourself or do you want to continue the one you have? Then "Comic Book Collecting, a Starting Point" was written just for you. This ebook was designed to help you jump-start your collection using Internet resources!

  • Powerful Economic Investment Potential
  • An introduction to comic book collecting
  • Preservation tips
  • A guide on what to collect
  • Grading your comic books

 

I guess one of the biggest questions that may be going through your mind is "Why Even Collect Comic Books?" First and foremost, many people have an avid interest in reading comic books. They can stimulate the hearts and imagination of the soul with a visually descriptive, emotional interaction with the reader. Go where no man has gone before. Hey, where have I heard that before? The mind can conjure up worlds of imagination and adventure. Comic books can provide the road map to these unknown destinations.

Dear friend:
Let me ask you 3 intriguing questions:

  1. Do you know why people collect comic books?
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Category: Science Fiction, Humor, Novels

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Title: Alpha Bots
Author: Ava Lock
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In this trilogy starter of the Womanoid Diaries, AI housewife Cookie Rifkin leaves her husband and learns what it means to be a real woman.

Her simple life in New Stepford may be a bit too simple for such a brilliant learning machine. Even so, Cookie just wants to smoke weed, bake banana pudding, and read novels with her book club friends. But after a not-so-chance encounter with AI Officer Margaret Rouser at the grocery store, she finds herself leading a life of crime. The two women find themselve embroiled in a provocative rivalry for the heart of Wayne Dixon and leadership of the pink army of paper dolls. If someone doesn't stop them, they might very well wind up killing all the men.

Global Book Award GOLD medal for Satire 2022.

Kirkus called it a "tongue-in-cheek look at male-female relations."

Part Stepford Wives, part Fight Club, part Breaking Bad, this story will make you think outside the box.

After downloading, reading, and enjoying this book, please be so kind as to leave a review on Amazon.



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Reviewed by Chello on 2017-08-25
My Rate 4
Funny and entertaining! Always worthwhile a good laugh. . .

Reviewed by Z.M.Shelley on 2013-05-10
My Rate 5
I read some strips from Facebook and I was amused. So I checked your site and I found this. This E-book is free? It is original. I like the layout and the black background. Best of all, I had a great laugh. Thanks to the authors. I'm waiting for the next book.

Reviewed by Joel A. on 2013-05-07
My Rate 5
Humorous! Good for leisure reading.

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Title: Made for Humor
Author: Jenny James and Zedrick Atkinson
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"Made for Humor" is a collection of selected "Jokes are Free" comic strips from August 2012 to March 2013. Unique and humor-packed, this E-book feature exclusively made characters that are devoted to making readers smile, laugh or even enjoy a dash of humor in every page. It is FREE for everyone's use and it can freely be shared to anyone who enjoys short, witty and humorous conversations of cartoon characters in strips.

The book is intended only for PC reading. It has not been tested in any other platforms.



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Category: Adventure, Humor, Travel

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Reviewed by Robert A Webster on 2015-05-27
My Rate 5
A hilarious Adventure following the exploits of an elderly Rock band as they tour South east Asia. . . highly recommended

Reviewed by Robert A Webster on 2015-05-26
My Rate 5
Hilarious adventure by an upcoming British Comedy writer

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Title: Fossils
Author: Robert A Webster
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Fossils follows the adventures of four elderly musicians who form a band while residing in an old folks home in England The band is unwittingly propelled into the British spotlight by a young disc jockey, but they are billed as a young vibrant band. To escape the nations media attention until things can be resolved, the four old rockers flee to tour in the Philippines. After being found by the media there, they continue to evade the press by fleeing to Cambodia, but they are discovered there shortly after arriving by a nasty journalist,  so they head to Thailand. Meanwhile in England, the daughter of Steve, the bands leader, manages to convince the nation that the Fossils do not exist and it was a ploy by a record company. Unfortunately, prior to them being able to return home, one of the band members passes away, leaving the others to find there way home, amid a quagmire of red tape.

Fossils tells of the calamitous adventures in South east Asia by the four elderly musicians, as they discover a new, exciting and carefree way of life.

Viagra snuff and Rock'n'Roll

 



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Category: Humor, Religion

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Reviewed by Chello on 2017-08-25
My Rate 5
Incredible hilarious and downright funny! A wonderful book to read.

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Title: The Adventures of Jesus
Author: W. Sauttter
Description:

JC's at it again!
Jesus's return in 2009 meets brand new obstacles.
Political correctness and modern culture make things tough on the old Messiah.
Even the miracles have their problems.
If you don't laugh out loud, I'll give you your money back!

See the video trailer - 'The Adventures of Jesus' at You Tube

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Reviewed by Robert A Webster on 2015-05-28
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Great Comedy Adventure set in Thailand. Our heroes are three lovable English rogues and a mad Thai monk. . . what can possibly go wrong?

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Title: Siam Storm
Author: Robert A Webster
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Siam Storm-A Thailand Adventure

Please enjpy the first adventure in the popular Siam Storm Series.

When a small golden box containing dental remains of the Buddha is stolen and its guardian monks murdered; it is the surviving combatant monk, Pon's, duty to recover the holy item and avenge his brother monks. Pon leaves his secluded monastery in the Cardamom jungle to search of the man responsible. He enters Cambodia, where he finds the employer of, Dam, the man who committed the crime, but Dam has already fled, taking the box.

Spock, Stu, and Nick are three lovable English rogues who are enjoying a holiday of a lifetime in Thailand. While enjoying a raucous night out, they accidently stumble across the holy box and, unaware of its sacred contents, replace them with Nicks knocked out dentures.

Pon, after pursuing Dam to Pattaya, located on the south-eastern seaboard of Thailand, runs into Spock, Stu, and Nick. Calamity follows and they all get swept up into a new kind of adventure.

The fun has just begun...



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